A portrait of your pet. Written by your pet .A portrait of your pet. Written by your pet . Their portrait and their crimes, on canvas.
Biscuit Also answers to Bubba, The Menace
Known offenses Stole a whole rotisserie chicken Ate one AirPod. Would again. Judges you from the good chair Sworn enemies The vacuum, the mail carrier, baths
A note to my human You think I sleep all day. I am watching the door so nothing gets you. Also, you owe me a chicken. I love you more than the chicken. Barely.
Always your Biscuit
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Free preview Free US shipping Arrives in 1 to 2 weeksBiscuit Also answers to Bubba, The Menace
Known offenses Stole a whole rotisserie chicken Ate one AirPod. Would again. Judges you from the good chair Sworn enemies The vacuum, the mail carrier, baths
A note to my human You think I sleep all day. I am watching the door so nothing gets you. Also, you owe me a chicken. I love you more than the chicken. Barely.
Always your Biscuit
Their portrait. Their kind of words. Funny Sweet In memory
Full story Just the note Name only
Frankie Also answers to Bubba, The Menace
Known offenses Stole a whole rotisserie chicken Ate one AirPod. Would again. Judges you from the good chair Sworn enemies The vacuum, the mail carrier, baths
A note to my human You think I sleep all day. I am watching the door so nothing gets you. Also, you owe me a chicken. I love you more than the chicken. Barely.
Always your Frankie
Make yours like this Different pets. Their own kind of words. Their faces, their stories, on canvas.
Oreo Also answers to Boogie, Frankalini
Known offenses Reserved your pillow. No appeals. Demanded dinner before dinner. Knocked one pen off. Watched you fetch. Sworn enemies The vacuum. Loud, rude, entirely unnecessary.
A note to my human Preston, you like having me next to you. Convenient, since I already claimed that spot. You may stay, provided dinner arrives early. I like being next to you too. Don't make it a thing.
Always your Oreo
Oreo · FunnyFull story · Cream Luna A note to my human Preston, I know you love having me beside you. I love being there, too. Your pillow is lovely, but being close to you is the best part.
Always your Luna
Luna · SweetJust the note · Blush Mango · FunnyName only · Cream Pico Known offenses Reserved your pillow. No vacancies. Demanded dinner before dinner. Stole a sock. Denied everything. Sworn enemies The vacuum. Loud, rude, and still employed.
A note to my human Preston, you like having me next to you. Convenient, since I've claimed the space permanently. You may keep sitting there, though. You're my favorite company.
Always your Pico
Pico · FunnyFull story · Cream Cloud A note to my human Preston, you like having me next to you, and that's my favorite place to be. I've reserved your pillow so we can keep this arrangement cozy. Dinner first, though.
Always your Cloud
Cloud · SweetJust the note · Cream Poppy · FunnyName only · Cream Scout 2012 – 2026
Known for Waiting beside your chair Keeping you company by your chair Loving my sunny window spot Favorite things Your chair nearby, my sunny spot by the window
A note to my human Preston, I loved waiting beside your chair, with nothing to do but be near you. Thank you for those quiet moments and my sunny spot by the window. Being close to you meant so much to me.
Always your Scout
Scout · In memoryFull story · Blush Finn A note to my human Preston, you like having me next to you, and that's exactly where I want to be. I'll keep our spot cozy. Dinner can be early, but there's no rush to get up afterward.
Always your Finn
Finn · SweetJust the note · Cream
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Your custom pet portrait, on canvas 1 Upload a photo
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4 Printed on canvas, shipped to you
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